Midlife Remix Table

The Midlife Remix Table

experience

Create, curate, and live out our cravings for new midlife friends,

& connections and figuring out what’s “next for us”

If you are a burnt out & bored midlife woman wanting;

MORE spark & novelty
personal connection with new “like-vibed” friends
deep reflection
real midlife self reinvention strategies
to figure out your “more”

Then this 8 week experience is for you!

enroll now

Creating a

"Midlife Remix Table"

of like-vibed midlife women- craving MORE connection, friendships,

inspiration, deep reflections on midlife themes, and just more texture in midlife

...BUT I’M WILLING TO BET YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT

(CAUSE YOU’RE HERE )

Whether you are a "real housewife/stay at home mom" (like I've been), "career paused woman", "career woman" or a woman who Is bored AF wanting to scratch her "midlife itchies"...wanting new midlife friends, synergy, support, and personal self-expansion, then this "Midlife Remix Table" experience is for you.

MAKE YOUR RESERVATION

Let’s just call MAKING NEW FRIENDS

establishing new connections in midlife what it is: hard AF.

Rewarding, yes! But, still—hard.

& MIDLIFE JUICY AF!

What is it like being at the “Midlife Remix Table” with me?

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Picture yourself sitting with me... getting into midlife strategies that have really worked, trying new things even though you are scared & and doing it anyway, and having a newly found mindset of being able to “learn on the go”... Accepting you don’t have to know everything before you start.

I'M IN!

2 Hour Weekly

Round Table Dates and Times

October 4th

October 11th

October 18th

October 25th

11am PT / 1pm CT / 2pm ET

(Start time and day of the week

could change based on majority vote!)

November 1st

November 8th

November 15th

November 22nd

And if you’re reeeally honest with yourself (and me!), you know you wish there were a "Midlife Tinder" for making new friends in midlife.

It would hand select and curate the perfect table of new midlife friends, your "Midlife Remix Table"- amazon prime of sorts to your front door.

Does this sound like you?

You are craving MORE in midlife...wanting "like-vibed", high energy and supportive friends to share the midlife "ugh's & fabulosities".

You’re craving feeling less alone and "normal" & seeking relevance again. We call it a self reinvention or rebrand...ideas to wake up inspired and want to get out of bed in the morning.

You loveee supporting & being supported by other midlife hotties also seeking MORE love, connection, renewed purpose & relevance in this midlife journey, I am calling this the "midlife remix", no longer the midlife crisis.

So what's the hold up?

But... you’ve got enough questions to fill an Amazon warehouse… and no one to help you answer them.

HERE I AM! YOUR MIDLIFE BFF & TABLE HOSTESS & CURATOR

How do I find new midlife women friends? I need a "Midlife Tinder". This experience might be my answer.
Do I need to lurk In coffee shop lines and hope to make a friend?
Do I need to join another Facebook group that I won't show up to because Its stagnant and boring?
Do I need to sign up for an another exercise class, hoping the "carpool moms" will talk to me.
Do I need to do more google searches on midlife reinvention strategies?
Do I need to be scared to start a “new thing”, how can I be scared and do it anyway?

But the worst part? Amazon, FB, IG and the new "Threads" platform won't really help. I want real life women and real conversation weekly.

Week after week, you’re left exactly where you started, feeling "alone" in the midlife "ugh's"...sweaty, moody, brain foggy, wondering HRT or no HRT...wondering if will you ever find a fun, safe, sassy and high vibe space to connect with rad midlife women.

It’s called the midlife boring “hamster wheel”

AND SOONER OR LATER...

Your head starts filling up with a few easily believable (but totally untrue) thoughts trying to sabotage your fantasy of a

"Midlife Remix Table" of fab women.

(Believe me, I've been there...and I promise high school is over. There are no "mean girl/cool lunch tables” bullshit, you get to be authentically you!)

Big Doubt #1: I have never put myself first. How can I invest money and time in myself and my personal midlife growth journey and make new friends?

I learned the one thing that changed me forever...

I am responsible for my own change and growth in my midlife self.

Big Doubt #2: I need a big personal expansion and self-care budget to make my own table reservation at The "Midlife Remix Table" of

The Flexible Neurotic

Okay, this one’s gotta go! It’s straight-up not true.

You don’t need 17 life coaches or 9 online courses to make the midlife personal growth, connection & midlife reinvention strategies you are craving.

Sure, those things are nice—and you may think you need them because you see it all on social media—but you don’t need them to begin to see personal changes and growth.

We will be digging in to the most current midlife related research.

Big Doubt #3: What If I don't bring "enough" to The "Midlife Remix Table"?

Let’s flip the script here. What if I told you it’s actually a good thing being a little scared and doing it anyway? We are all "enough" if we are authentically ourselves.

Seriously, every woman who finds this experience in the universe or through my IG or emails, reads this and says yes to investing in herself, should have one of the limited & exclusive spots at our “Midlife Remix Table”.

The special sauce is you get to join the table being authentically you!

We have to mute our "inner bitch" telling us that we aren't pretty enough, young enough, smart enough, or accomplished enough to sit at this purely magical and energetic table.

How does this sound to you?

You would be able to wake up everyday feeling connected to a group of fab midlife hotties who have your back, and want to hear what you have to say at this exclusive and inclusive table.

You would have bursts of inspiration, creativity and connection even after just one of the first two hour live weekly calls with me (Sarah) and the whole "Midlife Remix Table".

You would leave with new midlife reinvention strategies, refreshed energy, revived personal relevance, novelty and meaning...all key components in our midlife self reinvention journey.

Now, slow your scroll for a sec.

Imagine what it would be like to be a

part of the launch of this

"Midlife Remix Table"...

Become a “founding member”... be one of the first to sit, curate and participate in all of the fabulosities of new midlife energy at

The Flexible Neurotic's "Midlife Remix Table"

It’s time to create your own golden sh*t shovel and use it!

SIGN MY A*S UP!

Sound too good to be true?

It's not.

..It's not too good to be true. I know because I’ve done it. On June 24th (2023) I had several midlife women join my in person

"Midlife Remix Table".

We created forever friendships, chat every day on a group chat and inspire one another with reports of small daily wins, big wins and our daily "ughs" of midlife...

And I can’t wait for you to have this RAD, MAGICAL AND TRANSFORMATIVE

"Midlife Table" experience too.

Dates and Time of the

2 Hour Weekly

Round Table

11am PT / 1pm CT / 2pm ET

October 4th

October 11th

October 18th

October 25th

November 1st

November 8th

November 15th

November 22nd

(Start time and day of the week

could change based on majority vote!)

But wait, have we officially met?

Hey, Midlife Hotties!

If you are here, then you probably know me. If you don’t, then let me introduce myself. My name Dr. Sarah Milken, aka, The Flexible Neurotic. I have been a “stay at home” or whatever the term of choice is right now (lol) for 19 years.

I am the 48.5 year old mom of two teenagers who is in the perimenopausal journey of WTF is happening to my brain, body and mind. And, yes I am bored AF. Are you too?

When I hit age 45 I got a severe case of the “midlife itchies”, the feeling of wanting more meaning, personal relevance, novelty, a damn midlife self reinvention of sorts.

If you are here, you

probably have felt these

“midlife itchies”….

Not just in your heart and mind yearning for some connection with other like-vibed and high-energy midlife women, but also in your midlife VJ…dry and itchy.

And, where is the libido people? Midlife “vintage vj issues” aside, we really want to make connections with other midlife women & figure out what’s next for us!

When I posted an IG post about wanting a

“MIDLIFE FRIENDS TINDER", more than 5k people liked it and 500 comments. It doesn’t mean that we no longer want our old friends.

It just means we are looking for a “vibe revamp” in friends! Maybe some new friends who are exploring similar hobbies to us.

The longest-lasting Harvard Study states those people who live the longest have the strongest social connections and relationships

@theflexibleneurotic

What is it like to be at the Midlife Remix Table with me?

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We are all wanting these meaningful connections. It’s not to say that our old friends aren’t good. We just might want

a refresh…and add some newbies.

This is where the idea for the

“Midlife Remix Table” online experience came… an 8 week “midlife brunch table” where we come together each week for real deep dive reflections, strategies, research, and connections on all of our midlife themes.

Leave feeling like you created your own personal rebrand.

“Damn, this can’t be

IT in midlife?”

With no clear one-way path for self-reinvention, on my 45th birthday, my 14-year-old daughter gave me a golden box filled with beautiful inscriptions from many of my friends—all of which mentioned three things they thought about me.

There was a clear theme: “Sarah is the go-to friend who is a resource for everything.” A spark ignited in me and again heard the call loud and clear. Since I was already neurotically obsessing over the question of how I might recreate my second half of life… what I call the “Midlife Remix”, not the midlife crisis, I wanted to bring the conversation to women everywhere.

In 2020, The Flexible Neurotic Podcast was born.

And now the real-life online immersive experience is happening, a real midlife brunch table of sorts, The “Midlife Remix Table”…a space for like-vibed women to deep dive and grow in their midlife sh*t while learning what works and what doesn’t!

All along the way, my “midlife bff” relatable style (my teens and husband call TMI) aims to make listeners–laugh so hard they might midlife sneeze-pee.

My old “hamster wheel of midlife sameness” now sits dusty and unused in a corner of my garage as I meet and engage with more midlife women like you.

I am inviting you to make an 8-week reservation at my

“Midlife Remix Brunch Table”.

Love, Sarah

The reviews are in!

Grab your matcha, wine, or meal & gather around our virtual

"MIDLIFE REMIX TABLE"!

I'M IN, DUH !

I SAVED A SEAT FOR YOU AT MY BEAUTIFULLY CURATED

VIRTUAL MIDLIFE REMIX TABLE

8 WEEKS TOGETHER WITH EXCLUSIVE TAILORED LIVE CALLS WITH ME!

SOUNDS AMAZING. I'M IN!

COME ON IN

Midlife summary list of the golden nuggets inside the “Midlife Remix Table Experience“

30% discount (already taken off the price)
2-hour LIVE calls each week for 8 weeks
Expert cameo speakers
No lecture, this is LIVE conversations
Lifetime access
Private Facebook group for ongoing conversations
Group accountability
Weekly "midlife wins" challenges
Activate our “what’s next for me” ideas

Founder's Payment Plan

2 CONSECUTIVE MONTHS

$498.50

30% discount (already taken off the price)

2-hour LIVE calls each week for 8 weeks

Expert cameo speakers

No lecture, this is LIVE conversations

Lifetime access

Private Facebook group for ongoing conversations

Group accountability

Weekly "midlife wins" challenges

Activate our “what’s next for me” ideas

BECOME A FOUNDER HERE

Founder's

FULL PRICE

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$997.00

30% discount (already taken off the price)

2-hour LIVE calls each week for 8 weeks

Expert cameo speakers

No lecture, this is LIVE conversations

Lifetime access

Private Facebook group for ongoing conversations

Group accountability

Weekly "midlife wins" challenges

Activate our “what’s next for me” ideas

GRAB THE FOUNDER'S PRICE

I'VE GOT A'S FOR YOUR Q'S

FAQs:

I CAN’T MEET AT 11AM PST/ 1PM CST/ 2PM EST, ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE ANY OTHER TIMES AVAILABLE?

The time 11am pst/1pm cst/ 2pm est isn’t the permanent time. With the majority vote it is highly possible that time will change to fit your availability. Please email asst@theflexibleneurotic.com and let us know what times work best for you.

WHAT IF I CAN'T ATTEND THE LIVE CALLS?

The main module curriculum content sessions with Sarah are recorded for you to watch anytime. You have lifetime access to the materials that are recorded. You'll be surrounded by the live energy of the group no matter the time you soak up the content.

WHAT IF I FALL BEHIND?

Lucky for you, there is no "behind"! You get lifetime access to the recorded materials and you can work through the content at a pace that suits you.

IS THE PROGRAM REALLY WORTH THE MONEY?

It’s normal to feel uncertainty come up anytime we start to step out of our comfort zone, but I cannot let you stay comfortable when I know you “be scared and do it anyway”. The work you are here to do for yourself right now is too important.

If you’re ready to release resistance and implement what you learn, the “Midlife Remix Table” will transform your world and you will not longer feel like something is missing.

The real question is - can you afford NOT to do this? Can you continue to ignore that "What the hell do I do now" voice inside you that keeps nagging you? Because it won’t stop nagging, trust me.

DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?

Since this is a live program we do not offer refunds. There is incredible value and midlife transformation awaiting you.

When we create our life, we do so by not just waiting for someone else to fix it or do it. We have to do it ourselves, even if it feels uncomfy. We want to welcome women into this space who are all in, who are committed to this midlife remix journey (even when it feels scary to do it!)

If you're feeling called to this program, trust your instincts. Your “Midlife Remix Magic” awaits!

WHO IS THE BEST FIT FOR THE “MIDLIFE REMIX TABLE” EXPERIENCE?

It's for midife women like you and me. It's for burnt out or bored midlife women wanting more spark and novelty, personal connection with new like vibed friends who want deep reflection and action step accountability. And of course, midlife self reinvention strategies.

HOW LONG DO I GET ACCESS TO THE PROGRAM?

You have lifetime access to the recorded course materials. Have another question about the "Midlife Remix Table"? DM me on Instagram @theflexibleneurotic or reach out at asst@theflexibleneurotic.com and we’ll get back to you asap.