Fun Sh*t About Sarah
My Story
Born in Los Angeles, grew up in Santa Monica, California. I love the beach, but I will never get my hair wet.
Went Ivy League, University of Pennsylvania, did I even learn anything? Got my master’s degree & Phd and taught in the graduate school at USC...I must know something.
My Parents
… are amazing. They live three blocks away and my husband just loves the surprise visits. My dad has the same blue eyes as my son and my brother. My mother is also neurotic. LOL!
My Goals
To try to always expand personally, be a thoughtful friend, equal spouse, non-helicopter mom (no way), keep my shit together (there is gravity though), to be able to find my reading glasses and my phone.
I love to wear..
Makeup everyday, glitter eyeliner, gold hoop earrings, Vans & Golden Goose shoe problem, animal print leggings.
Reading Glasses
Turned 43, two years ago and out came the reading glasses. Plus 1 magnifiers. Wtf! I became the person who needed to use my phone light for the menu. Check out my specs vibe. Owning it!
My Husband
Met him a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...it was 9th grade, we went to high school and college together. Way too many hair styles. We’ve been together for a long time - WTF! He’s questioning the flexible part of “flexible neurotic”.
Two Cool Kids
Jake and Marin. Did I teach them anything? They are good peeps. One is almost in college! Am I that old?
I’m Known As..
The “flexible neurotic”, pretty nerd, doer, loyal friend, cool mom by my kids’ friends (but not by my kids), Amazon’s best friend, and online return hater.
Random Things
I’m a Pisces with Capricorn rising (I just learned the rising part), I love screenshotting IG and sending inspiration and good laughs to my friends, I type texts with only my right thumb, my iPhone storage is always full (according to my husband), I always have candy in my purse, I carried wipes in my bag before COVID, I don’t share my water bottle (even with family), I eat carbs, I’m one ¼ Italian, if i don’t have time to shower, I rinse the core areas, I curse too much, my husband’s fave quote, “Good luck to you, you birthed yourself”… about my teenage daughter.
I have the cutest Golden Retriever named Chance, I have accepted his shedding…I named my son after Jake Ryan, in “Sixteen Candles” movie and my daughter after Amanda Peets’ character, Marin, in “Something’s Gotta Give”, but don’t tell anyone.